1 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:58,010 Say, I'm sorry about the movie, Donna, but I thought PG meant pretty good. 2 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:03,930 No, PG means they suggest parental guidance. 3 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,850 Well, what am I supposed to do? 4 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,050 I'm an orphan. 5 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:13,690 It did have a lot of sex and violence in it. Yeah, you know, in the old days, 6 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:17,290 they didn't mix it up like that. See, if you wanted violence, you went to see 7 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:21,190 James Cagney or Humphrey Bogart. And if you wanted sex, you went home. 8 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,880 The old movies? 9 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,060 Yeah, me too. You know, like Mickey Rooney and Love Finds Andy Hardy. 10 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,660 If they made that same movie today, they'd have to call it Love Finds Andy 11 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:38,660 Naked. 12 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,380 Is it getting late? 13 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 No. 14 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:47,140 As a matter of fact, I was wondering if I had time to come in for a minute. 15 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,620 You mean come in the house? 16 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,200 May I? 17 00:01:52,619 --> 00:01:53,619 Yeah, sure. 18 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,940 And Donna, that movie didn't give you no idea, did it? 19 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,060 Fred! 20 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,960 No, come on in, honey. 21 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,720 Yeah, well, this is wonderful. 22 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,280 Hey, you know, hey, look. 23 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,160 All the light's out. 24 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,600 I guess Lamont went to bed early. 25 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:12,000 And we had the front room all to ourselves. 26 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,800 And Donna, you don't think I'm a dirty old man, do you? 27 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,340 No, Fred. I don't think of you as old at all. 28 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,330 Come on. 29 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:28,630 Surprise! 30 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:37,430 Hey, we surprised you, didn't we? You almost surprised me to death. 31 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:42,810 This is just wonderful. All my friends and loved ones remembered my birthday. 32 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,170 That's just crazy. 33 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:49,330 Hey, you were there on this, weren't you? Of course I was. 34 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,010 You son of a gun, you. 35 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:55,130 I should have known that you had set me up for this. That's why you wanted to 36 00:02:55,130 --> 00:02:56,870 come in now. Happy birthday, Fred. 37 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,450 Hey, that's just wonderful. 38 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:03,410 I mean, you know, all your friends here. 39 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:05,550 That's just great. 40 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:07,090 Hey, wait till you see your present, Pop. 41 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:08,790 Oh, you don't have to give me no present, son. 42 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:12,350 Just having all my friends here together, that's present enough for me. 43 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:14,330 Where'd you get me? 44 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,300 It's a pool table. 45 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:24,720 Hey, of course it's a pool table, and it's all yours. Sir, this is great. This 46 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,940 is the best present you could give me. 47 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:30,440 I mean, I slept on them, and I played on them, but I never owned one. 48 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,640 Here you go, Pop. Your own personal cue stick. 49 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Hey, you remembered everything. 50 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:39,160 Well, if you're going to do something, you might as well do it right. Hey, why 51 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,340 don't you shoot a game, Pop? Yeah, sir. I sure will. 52 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,320 Thanks. That's what I'm going to do. Hey, fellas, get ready for some real 53 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,239 shooting now. 54 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,760 This is your table, Fred. We'll let you break them. Yeah, because it might be 55 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,570 the last. Last time you touched the balls tonight. 56 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:57,590 Listen, Brady, I whipped you like I was your daddy. 57 00:03:58,350 --> 00:03:59,430 Okay, y 'all heard him. 58 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:03,450 All right, I got him first. Get on down there and break the ball. Excuse me. 59 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:04,910 Excuse me a minute, honey. 60 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:07,630 I won't be but a minute. And you can watch me if you want to. 61 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:11,390 It won't take me long. I just want to show the fellas a few trick shots that I 62 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:13,930 learned from Minnesota Fat Dog. 63 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:17,550 Come on, break, Brad. You can't toss the balls into the bucket. Five dollars a 64 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,550 bet. Bet. 65 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,340 Yeah, I think so. Now I won't have to worry about Pop when I go out at night. 66 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,100 You're a good son, Lamont. 67 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:29,340 Yeah, that's right. 68 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,820 Yeah, so you're still at it, son? 69 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,320 Yeah, son. 70 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:37,380 Watch this shot. 71 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,160 Hey, you're getting good. 72 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,820 Yeah, I've been practicing all day. 73 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,200 Son, I don't know how to thank you for this pool table. 74 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,800 You're a good son, Lamont. Yeah, I think so. 75 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:51,950 Hey, Pop, I'm glad you're enjoying the table, but I hope you're not going to 76 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:53,410 it keep you from doing your work around here. 77 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,110 No, no, no. I've been coordinating all day. 78 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,870 And I also hope that you pick something to eat, man, because I'm starving. 79 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,190 I've been cooking all day. 80 00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:04,390 Food's in the oven. And while you're in there, I'll get you a beer out of the 81 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,390 refrigerator. 82 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:11,270 I don't miss that shot. It's my main shot. 83 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,450 Say, what's this? 84 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:18,590 Uh, well... It's called executive privilege. 85 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:22,130 But if you saw me move the ball, it's called cheating. 86 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:27,870 Pop, I'm not talking about pool. I'm talking about this creature from the 87 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:28,870 Lagoon. 88 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,470 Hey, that's one of them frozen dinners. It's burnt. 89 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:36,130 Now, I know why it's burnt. It's burnt because you're too busy out here playing 90 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:38,230 pool to look after it. Go ahead, admit it. 91 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:41,150 I ain't admitting nothing. Who do you think you are, Sam Urban? 92 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:47,230 Would you get that, son? I'm going to see if I can make this shot. 93 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,070 Hey, let's get it on. 94 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:55,290 Let's get it on. 95 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:56,410 Hey, 96 00:05:58,450 --> 00:05:59,450 how you doing? 97 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:02,450 Lamont? 98 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:03,750 Lamont? 99 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:04,970 Oh, yeah. 100 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:08,810 Okay, move over, Buzzard, and let a man who knows how to play play. 101 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:10,270 Move me over, chump. 102 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:14,130 All right, get ready, Freddy, because I got some trick shots you ain't seen 103 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:18,860 before. They used to call me Shady Grady. And when Grady gets through with 104 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:24,140 it's my turn. I can roll you big fat guys up into one big round ball and use 105 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,680 for a cue stick and beat both of you. 106 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,060 What's the matter? 107 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,540 Wait a minute, fellas. Wait for me. 108 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,040 Now, look, how long are these guys going to be here anyway? 109 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,280 I guess they'll be here until they leave. 110 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,320 Hey, all right. Now, y 'all watch this. Hey, 111 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:42,180 Fred, are you playing? 112 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,100 Now, come on over here, will you please? 113 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,480 Hello? 114 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,160 Yeah, just a minute. 115 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,900 Leroy? What? 116 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,300 You're wanted on the telephone. 117 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,600 Well, can't you take a message? 118 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,820 Would you get over here and answer this phone? 119 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:02,960 Now, listen, Leroy, I gotta make a very important phone call. Now, would you cut 120 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,280 this short? Just make it quick. Well, let me see who it is first. 121 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,540 Hello? 122 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,750 Would you excuse me, Lamont? This is private. 123 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,810 Now, what was you saying, man? 124 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:19,410 Hey, uh, hey, where's this guy? 125 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:24,190 Hey, still, still, will you take your belly off the table? 126 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,290 Just take your belly off the table. 127 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,550 You don't need to put a cue ball in your navel. 128 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:32,690 Who's in the bathroom? 129 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:34,950 Who's in the bathroom? 130 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:38,050 Bubba's in the bathroom. Well, I hope he's not going to be in there long 131 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,050 I've got to shave. 132 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,860 Well, I think you had to wait a while because you took the magazine with you. 133 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:51,100 Hey, did you get that, son? Get that for me. It's my shot now. 134 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,560 Oh, hi, Johnny. Come on in. Good evening, Lamont. Say, did you have a 135 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,179 Pop today? 136 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,480 Why, yes. Didn't he mention it? 137 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,480 No, and I hope you're going someplace where you can take a pool table. 138 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:07,840 Oh, he's really enjoying it, isn't he? Yeah, he'd rather shoot pool than sleep. 139 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:10,330 Well, at least you know your money was well spent. 140 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:15,590 Fred? You big... I didn't know that was you. 141 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,270 I didn't see you come in. 142 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:20,070 Who about to wait, Fred? No, no, wait a minute. I'll get that shot over again. 143 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,550 She made me miss. You missed. You missed. 144 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,850 Fred, I came over here to see you. We had a date. Don't you remember? 145 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:29,970 Yeah. Come here, Donna. Come here a minute. 146 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:31,690 Excuse me a minute, fellas. 147 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:34,289 Leroy. 148 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:36,210 I'm talking to Detroit. 149 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,570 Uh -huh. You'd better get dressed if we're going out. 150 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,030 Where are we going tonight? 151 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:43,610 Going? We're here. 152 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,410 Here? The kitchen? 153 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,550 Fred Sandford, I did not get all dressed up to come over here to sit in the 154 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:54,690 kitchen. Well, I just can't up and run away from my friend. That'd be ill 155 00:08:54,690 --> 00:08:56,030 -mannered. Well, what about me? 156 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:59,030 Well, I ain't gonna run away from you either. But how are you gonna manage 157 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,710 Well, that'll be easy. See, I'll go in there with them, then I'll come back in 158 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,710 here and visit with you. 159 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,390 Excuse me a minute, darling. I'll be back in a minute. 160 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:07,590 Sit down, honey. 161 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,619 Sit down. 162 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:09,620 Hey, sir. 163 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,440 Hey, listen to my... Talk to Donald. 164 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,580 Talk to Donald for me. Talk to us, sir. 165 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,140 I'm beginning to see what you mean. 166 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,640 Yeah, he's turning this house into a pool room. I can't even shave in my own 167 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,820 bathroom, and I got a date coming over here in a few minutes. You, uh, gonna 168 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,900 shave in the kitchen? 169 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,200 I got to. 170 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,640 Bubba's upstairs in the bathroom, and he's got the Christmas issue of Ebony 171 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,640 magazine. 172 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,590 become obsessed with that pool table. 173 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,930 We had a date tonight, but if it's going to be like this, I don't know. 174 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,250 Yeah, well, I know. 175 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,270 It's either us or that pool table. 176 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,750 What do you mean? 177 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:48,970 That pool table has got to go. 178 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,150 See, darling, I didn't forget our date. 179 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,090 I got to go, honey. 180 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,430 Wait a minute. 181 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:02,590 See, I'll do that to you, but I won't do that to them. You know what I mean? 182 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,820 I'll be right back. Just keep puckered, and I'll be right there. 183 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200 Talk to you in a minute. 184 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,480 Talk to you later. 185 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,020 Say, don't you hear the phone ringing? 186 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,499 Yeah, son. 187 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,280 Why don't you get there? I'll see if I can make this shot. 188 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,600 Hello? 189 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh, hi, Donna. Just a second. Hey, Pop, it's Donna. 190 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,360 Tell her I'm indisposed. 191 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,960 He says he's too busy playing pool to be bothered with you. 192 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,840 Just tell her I'll call her back in a minute, dummy. 193 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,840 He said he'll call you back later, Donna. 194 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,700 Look, don't worry about a thing. I know how to put a stop to this. 195 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Okay. 196 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Hello? 197 00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:01,550 No, I'm not accepting no charges from no Cha -Cha Hogan in Detroit. 198 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,750 Leroy don't live here. 199 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,870 Hey, Lamont, why is this shot here? 200 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,990 Yeah, you're becoming a regular Central Avenue fat. 201 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:17,770 You're a good son, Lamont. 202 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,490 You're a good son. 203 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:20,630 I think so. 204 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,650 Would you get the door, good son? 205 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,040 Who wants to play devil one? 206 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,460 Anybody want to win? 207 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,240 Okay. All right, let's take off where we left off last night. 208 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,140 You didn't get beat bad enough last night, huh, Grady? You were just lucky 209 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,300 night. What do I mean, lucky? 210 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:52,500 Grady, I could beat you blindfolded, one arm tied behind me and the other one in 211 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:56,820 the cast, wearing army shoes in the hospital, having an emergency 212 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:18,570 a few snacks for your friend. A few snacks? Yeah, a few snacks. 213 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:22,250 Hey, fellas, look here. When that runs out, there's more in the kitchen. 214 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:23,630 Hey, 215 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,250 and there's some booze in the cabinet. 216 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:33,930 Listen, what's the matter 217 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:34,990 with you giving away all my food? 218 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,170 Pop, if you're going to have friends over here, you've got to give them a 219 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:38,889 something to eat. 220 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:39,890 Not them friends. 221 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,510 Them bellies are... 222 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,470 You never saw me that. 223 00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,690 Every time the elbow bend, the mouth fly open. 224 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,710 Son, they are dangerous. 225 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:57,010 Pop, Jesus fed the multitudes with four fish and a loaf of bread. 226 00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,750 But he couldn't feed that bunch with four whales and a truckload of bread. 227 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,910 That was a nice snack, Lamont. 228 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,230 You got any toothpicks? 229 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:09,450 No, we ain't got no toothpicks. We ain't got nothing. Oh, that's all right. 230 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:10,450 Never mind. 231 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,770 Lamont, you're going to eat my broom. 232 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,590 Hey, Pop, look, I got to run down to the supermarket and get some more 233 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,070 refreshments. Let me have five dollars. 234 00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,470 Five dollars for what? 235 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,350 For some more refreshments for your friends. 236 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:35,230 Hey, all y 'all coming back tomorrow, aren't you? I ain't leaving. 237 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,070 Well, you better make it ten, Pop. Come on, let me have the money. 238 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:43,130 You know, somehow this ain't working out the way I thought it would. 239 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,050 Here. I think it's working out fine. 240 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,290 Hey, Fred, you out of scotch? 241 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:49,650 You out of your mind. 242 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,050 I had an old bottle of scotch. 243 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,330 Huh? I had an old bottle of scotch in that cabinet. 244 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:54,590 That's what I'm saying. 245 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,580 But now, you out. 246 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,560 Hey, Grady. 247 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,380 Come here, Grady. It's you, sir. 248 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:06,400 Oh, my Grady. 249 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,780 Grady, I can talk to you. See, you're my friend, and I can talk to you. You 250 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:11,780 ain't one of them eaters. 251 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,220 Grady, don't suck your teeth while I'm talking to you. 252 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,740 Grady, I got to get rid of that damn pool table. 253 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,760 Why? 254 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,940 Why? I can't keep filling them big bellies up every night. 255 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,700 I'm afraid. 256 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,700 I'm afraid when they finish eating all that, they're going to start putting 257 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,700 and pepper on my furniture. 258 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,140 Brady, don't suck your teeth, please. 259 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,220 Have a straw, Brady. 260 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,480 Have a bunch of them, Brady. 261 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,440 But don't suck your teeth while I talk. 262 00:15:13,439 --> 00:15:15,320 Did you bring it? Yeah, he's right outside. 263 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,580 Dummy, you wake the other dummy up. 264 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,960 Oh, I'm sorry. 265 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,940 Listen, remember, we got to be quiet. Now, come on over here and get the table 266 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,940 outside. Okay, open the door. 267 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,180 Wait, fool, wait. 268 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,240 I thought you said you was in a hurry. 269 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,960 I am in a hurry, but I'm not trying to break the sound barrier. 270 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,020 Now let's try it again and take it easy. 271 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,480 Wait, wait. 272 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:47,940 What's wrong now? 273 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,240 It ain't going to have to do at this angle. Move yours counterclockwise. 274 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Counter who? 275 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,450 It ain't going in this way. 276 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,010 Turn it over on the side. 277 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,030 And don't drop it. All right. 278 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,750 Easy. 279 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,750 Okay. 280 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,050 Now, come on. All right. 281 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:17,770 Well, it ain't going that way either, Fred. The legs are too long. 282 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:22,030 Listen, did y 'all have as much trouble getting it in here? No, it was easy. 283 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,490 We did it like this. 284 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:53,700 Fred, meet, uh, uh, uh... Otis, man. Yeah. 285 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,000 Meet, uh, Otis. Hiya, Fred. 286 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880 Shh. 287 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,940 Hey, hey. What's wrong? Ain't nothing wrong. 288 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,620 Listen, here's the pool table Grady was telling you about. 289 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,760 Grady said it was a good table. 290 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,420 It's used, isn't it? Yeah, it's used. 291 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:13,260 A table like this in the store costs you 200 bucks. What do you want for it? 292 00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:14,619 200 bucks. 293 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,560 I thought you said that's what it would cost in the store. 294 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,040 What do you think I'm running here, a taco stand? 295 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,280 Maybe we better forget it. Wait a minute. 296 00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:27,619 Give me $100. 297 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:28,940 I'll give you $75. 298 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,660 $90. $75. 299 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,260 $80. $75. 300 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,800 Wait a minute. 301 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,380 $75? Why don't you say it on the first page? Give it here. 302 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,760 He thanks a lot for helping me get rid of the pool table. 303 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,480 You know, I'll miss that pool table. I had a lot of good times on it. Yeah. 304 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:02,760 Say, Fred, how are you going to give the money back to your son without him 305 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,680 knowing that you sold the table? 306 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,280 I ain't going to give it back to him. 307 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,400 But he paid for the table. 308 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,520 Who he buy it for? 309 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,260 For you. 310 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400 Who got the money? 311 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,860 You got it. 312 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:16,900 Case closed. 313 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,360 Fred, that don't sound right to me. 314 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,360 Well, you can go now, Greeny. I can handle it from here. 315 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,820 All right. And watch yourself. Be careful. All right. Take it easy, Fred. 316 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:28,459 night now. 317 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,860 Oh, yeah. Okay, hold up. 318 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,720 What were you doing down here this time of night alone anywhere? 319 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,600 Oh, son, I couldn't sleep. 320 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,700 So I came down here and shoot a little pool. 321 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,960 And then these guys bust through the door. And what did you do? I just fought 322 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,000 them, son. You should have saw me. 323 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,020 I fought them. You mean to tell me you fought five guys by yourself? Yeah, it 324 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,340 must have been the tiger in my blood. 325 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,880 See, they had me back up against the wall. 326 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,440 I was back up against the wall. 327 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,420 And I saw you with those feet in my hand. 328 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,480 You know, like that dude on Kung Fu. 329 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,760 And that's the only thing that saved them. 330 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,800 Pop, why didn't you call me sooner, man? If the two of us had been down here 331 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,860 fighting, maybe we could have saved the pool table. The action was too heavy for 332 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:11,860 a youngster. 333 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,300 Pop, you could have been killed. 334 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,680 Slaughtered. But I didn't think about that. 335 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,780 I thought about it. I just felt like an eagle protecting his nest. 336 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,400 Well, the important thing is that you're all right, Pop. 337 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,280 I'm fine, John. Okay, let's go back to bed. 338 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,660 Yeah, let's... Hey, wait a minute. 339 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,060 What's that? 340 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:32,610 It's money. 341 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:36,430 It's not mine. It's not yours. You know what I think, Pop? I think during the 342 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,850 fight, one of the burglars dropped this out of his pocket. 343 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,490 $75. 344 00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:48,090 You know, that's just what I paid for the pool table. 345 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:51,810 You know what that means, don't you, Pop? Yeah, somebody's going to be crying 346 00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:52,810 about sending that out. 347 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,170 No. 348 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,610 That means that we broke even. We really didn't lose anything. 349 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,230 We didn't? No. 350 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:05,570 You know, somehow I feel a definite sense of loss. 351 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,840 See, what's that? Is that you I smell? 352 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,360 Yeah, you like it? 353 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,700 Know what it is? 354 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,120 Lysol? 355 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,620 No, it's a new cologne called Savage Beast. 356 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,740 Well, who are you going out with tonight, anyway? A water buffalo? 357 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,700 No, I got a date with Donna. Come over here and sit down, son, because she's 358 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,700 going to be here in a minute. 359 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,360 And it's something I want to talk to you about before she gets here. 360 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,720 Now, look. 361 00:22:10,699 --> 00:22:14,260 I'm out of a birthday present, and I think I ought to get something. 362 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,120 So what you want, another pool table? 363 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680 No, not that. 364 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,699 Then what? 365 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,440 Well, cash is always nice. 366 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:26,140 Cash? Yeah, you know, like that cash them burglars dropped on the floor? 367 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:30,200 Hey, Pop, that was house money. Now, I found that money in the house. It's 368 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,180 money. Yeah, but I ain't got no birthday present. 369 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,380 Shouldn't I get something? 370 00:22:36,179 --> 00:22:40,080 Well, since it was your birthday and your present, I guess you're entitled to 371 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080 the money. 372 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,320 Thank you. Thank you, Lamar. 373 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,620 That's Donna Knott. Ain't you got nowhere to go? Why don't you try to make 374 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,379 yourself scared? 375 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,200 No. You ain't got nowhere to go? 376 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,280 Go somewhere. 377 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,980 Donna. Hello, Fred. 378 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,120 Hi, honey. Hello, Lamar. Hello, Donna. 379 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,120 Uh, that's good, darling, too. 380 00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,239 Hey, listen. 381 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,080 How should we start the evening? You want to begin by watching a little 382 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080 Cronkite? 383 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,620 Television? But I thought we were going out to dinner and then to a movie. 384 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:17,700 Well, you know those restaurants are so expensive and cost so much to go to the 385 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,620 movie. Well, what difference does it make with all that money you got? 386 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,480 What money? 387 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,260 Oh, you didn't know? 388 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,440 No. 389 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,300 Pop just recently fell into 75 hours. 390 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,310 to $75? 391 00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:38,970 Well, come on. Let's go out and celebrate. 392 00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:40,490 Come on. 393 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,930 I hope you fall into something, dummy. 394 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:20,130 Sanford and Son is recorded on tape for a live studio audience.